These critics’ first impressions are always so effusive. However, once they get to the film’s second half, their opinions tend to transform, and the rating loses a star.
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The god of music has nothing on this one!
The Random Number
Lady horses couldn’t pull me away!
The Loveland Arrow
What ingredients did they mix together, in precise amounts, to make this masterpiece?!
The Snailsville Progress
Walk, canter or gallop to see this flick!
The Appleton Barker
It'll make any little birdie come out of their shell!
The Brownsville Shade
Better than Carmen or La Traviata!
The Boston Globe
Yummy like garlic and mayonnaise!
The Madison Vitriol
Accept no fan fiction — this is the official James Bond story!
The Springfield Drum
Like a pan of muffins in the oven, this one goes up and up!
The London Underground
Had us emotively exhaling the whole time!
The Pennsylvanian Native
A love letter to double reeds!
The Welcome Proclaimer
If you find something weirder than this movie, then… I… I can’t even!
The Tokyo Refresher
Full of amazing chord progressions just waiting to be soloed over!
The Scotch Daily
It made me feel like a King!
The Craftsman Canvas
Had me thinking in tangential ways, like I’d been tossed a football!
The Eureka Information