Hollywood Positions
These critics’ first impressions are always so effusive. However, once they get to the film’s second half, their opinions tend to transform, and the rating loses a star.
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Palo Alto
The god of music has nothing on this one!
The Random Number
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Amores Perros
Lady horses couldn’t pull me away!
The Loveland Arrow
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Picture Perfect
What ingredients did they mix together, in precise amounts, to make this masterpiece?!
The Snailsville Progress
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Mortal Kombat
Walk, canter or gallop to see this flick!
The Appleton Barker
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Match Point
It'll make any little birdie come out of their shell!
The Brownsville Shade
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Personal Velocity
Better than Carmen or La Traviata!
The Boston Globe
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Nicholas Nickleby
Yummy like garlic and mayonnaise!
The Madison Vitriol
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Casino Royale
Accept no fan fiction — this is the official James Bond story!
The Springfield Drum
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Silver Bullet
Like a pan of muffins in the oven, this one goes up and up!
The London Underground
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Chasing Liberty
Had us emotively exhaling the whole time!
The Pennsylvanian Native
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Double Impact
A love letter to double reeds!
The Welcome Proclaimer
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Gunpowder Milkshake
If you find something weirder than this movie, then… I… I can’t even!
The Tokyo Refresher
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Fair Game
Full of amazing chord progressions just waiting to be soloed over!
The Scotch Daily
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Silver Streak
It made me feel like a King!
The Craftsman Canvas
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Central Station
Had me thinking in tangential ways, like I’d been tossed a football!
The Eureka Information
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